Can someone please explain to me men and their obsession with threesomes? Honestly, I fail to see the appeal in them whatsoever. You are only one man, and only have one penis, so it seems that two women would mathematically be one too many.
Having a threesome would be like trying to play tetherball with three players. There are really only two possible outcomes. Either you play one on one, while someone waits their turn. Or you play one on two, and the doubles team has to jockey with each other to get a chance to whack the ball a little. Do we really need to revisit the playground cat fights that we intentionally left in middle-school?
Now I usually try not to form an opinion on something unless I have had first hand experience, but I have yet to hear a convincing argument. It would appear that the only appeal of the threesome is bragging rights for the male, because as I stated earlier, you only have one penis and I have honestly never heard a “positive” threesome experience told from a woman’s point of view. If bragging rights are really the only motivator, then can’t you just go back to revving your engine at stop lights, talking smack to men half your size, and crushing cans of Miller High Life on your forehead?
Highly unlikely…I know. But if I can save just one man from this vicious fascination, then the world will be a better place.
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